Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Short Story: The Humiliation of an Ironic Situation

By Chris Lemasney '14

            The orchestra had started up again after their break. The bar, after sitting through 20 minutes of silence, other than the sound of light conversation, was once again filled with the wonderful sound of jazz. Mick was there alone, fidgeting and awaiting the bartender to acknowledge his presence.  The bartender approached him after a few moments.

“What can I get you, Mick?” he asked.

“The usual,” responded Mick.

“All right, just give me a second.” The bartender broke out the scotch and poured it over ice, handing it to Mick.

“Thanks, Walt,” said Mick.

“No problem. So how’ve ya been ya rat bastard?” Walt asked jokingly. “I see you’re still wearing those ugly suits that look like ya pulled ‘em outta the garbage!”

“Damn you, Walt!” Mick snapped back but still in a somewhat joking matter. “You know I can’t afford any new clothes right now.”

“Hey, I’m just yankin’ your chain man,” Walt exclaimed quickly. “By the way, have ya seen some of the flappers in this place?”

“Yeah, what about them?” asked Mick in an unimpressed tone of voice.

“A lot of good ones, eh?”

“I really don’t care. I never really liked the flappers. They always seem dirty to me,” explained Mick.

“Well, have you seen the blonde one in the corner?”

“I don’t think so. Why do you ask?”

“Because she’s been staring at you since you walked in.”

Mick turned around to take a look. He scanned the bar until he finally turned his head to the corner that Walt was talking about. Standing in that corner was the most beautiful woman that Mick had seen in all his 28 years of life. She was a very thin woman. Her hair was a perfect blonde which was short and curly and seemed to wrap around her rosy cheeks. She was wearing a white, skin-tight dress that barely reached passed her knees and was wearing high heels that made her look at least four inches taller than she actually was. Her skin looked as white and as soft as snow, however, at the same time, she did not look pale. Though she was dressed as a flapper, her face gave away the amount of maturity she had gathered over the years which made her more beautiful to Mick than any flapper he had ever seen. Mick turned back to Walt.

“Has she really been looking at me this whole time?” he asked.

“As soon as you walked in, and she’s on her way over here now.”

By the time Walt told him that, Mick had no time to look over. She was already there sitting next to him. Mick’s heart was in his throat. His brain started to scramble as he tried to muster up some courage to talk to her. However, she was the one to break the ice.

“Hi,” she said with an adorable smile.

“Hi,” responded Mick nervously. “How are you?”

“I’m very well. My name’s Margot, and you?”

“I’m Mick,” he said.

“Well, it’s very nice to meet you,” responded Margot.

There was a brief, awkward silence before Mick started to talk again.

“Can I get you a drink?” he asked.

“No thank you. I’m really not much of a drinker.”

“A beautiful woman like yourself shouldn’t drink anyway. I believe it would eventually ruin your complexion.

“Don’t lie to me. You don’t think I’m beautiful.”

“Of course I do,” Mick said quickly, trying to reassure her. “But don’t ask me to describe it, for it would be agony to comprehend your beauty in a glance.”

“Fitzgerald?” she asked.

“Pardon?”

“You’re quoting The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald, correct?

“Oh, uh…yes I am. How did you know?”

“I love F. Scott Fitzgerald! He’s my favorite author!”

“That’s amazing! He’s mine as well!” Mick exclaimed. “Is The Beautiful and Damned your favorite by him?”

“While I do love that book dearly, I have to say I like This Side of Paradise just a bit more.

“I remember getting that book five years ago when it was first published,” said Mick.

“It’s come a long way since then,” said Margot.

“It has indeed. I want to get his new one that just came out. The Great Gatsby I believe it’s called.”

“I don’t know about that one,” she stated disappointingly.

“May I ask why?”

“It just seems much smaller than his other novels. I don’t really believe it will achieve any historical significance in the future.”

“Yes, I suppose that makes sense.”

There was another brief silence before Mick said “Would you like to get out of here? We could go to my apartment.”

She gave him an attractive smile. “I would love to.”

They got up to leave. Mick left the money for his drink on the bar and signaled a goodbye to Walt.

“Do you know how to get out of here?” Margot asked.  “These speakeasies can be difficult to remember how to get out of sometimes.”

Mick laughed to himself and explained the exit as they were walking. “Yeah, it’s past this door, up the ladder, and through the door in the ceiling that leads to the abandoned restaurant. “

“Do you ever get scared that you might get caught coming here, Mick?”

“I don’t really worry about it. I doubt the pigs’ll ever find this place.”

He led Margot out of the speakeasy. His heart was beating a mile-a-minute and his mind was racing. He was actually going to make it with this amazing woman whom he found beautiful and seemed to have much in common with. However, she was a flapper. He had never been fond of flappers. He knew it, as well as everyone else. If anyone was to find out about this he would be a laughing stock. His thoughts, however, were delayed by the gust of wind that hit him as he walked outside. Margot turned to him.

“Listen, what’s about to happen is nothing personal. I honestly had a very pleasant time talking to you tonight.”

“What in the world are you talking about?” Mick asked. Margot began to shout.

“Ok guys! I got someone out! There’s definitely a speakeasy down there!” Just then a large group of cops ran out of an ally way and surrounded Mick.

“All right, boys!” shouted one of the policemen. “You all go find the speakeasy, I’ll take care of this one. Put your hands where I can see ‘em!” he said turning his attention towards Mick.

Mick turned to Margot as he was being handcuffed.  “You b**h!!! I thought we could have started something!” Margot looked at him with an upset and sympathetic look on her face, yet, she did not say anything. It would have hurt her too much. She simply turned away as Mick was cursing and being put in the back of the police car.

“How could I have been so stupid?!” Mick thought to himself. He felt ashamed and humiliated. “I never should have trusted a flapper.”

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